Guys @ The Frisky

Making A Damn Good Sandwich—A Primer

2011-09-25T20:30:58+00:00

There are three desires no man need ever justify—Marisa Tomei, a damn good sandwich, and his mother's happiness. But since the first one is every man for himself and the last one is an individual concern, we can only advise you on the middle.

Making a damn good sandwich should be first nature for every man since high school, when newly grown patches of hair demand increased levels of protein. Here are the basics you're going to need. Read more…

GIF Of The Day: Gosling Giggles

2011-09-23T21:40:06+00:00

Oh, if only this GIF had sound. Sigh. TGIF everyone!

Be My Boyfriend: Dave Salmoni, The Bear Guy

2011-09-17T14:00:56+00:00

Dave Salmoni sounds like he's Canadian, handles baby animals and has a degree in BEARS. Yeah, that's what I said, a degree in BEARS. This guy knows everything about bears, and can even hold a baby grizzly bear on his lap. Let's date, Dave Salmoni; I promise I won't bite nearly as hard as a BEAR! [Jimmy Kimmel Live]

Ryan Gosling Wants To Make Babies

2011-09-16T16:20:12+00:00

"I'd like to be making babies but I'm not, so I'm making movies. When someone comes along I don't think I'll be able to do both and I'm fine with that. I'll make movies until I make babies. I have no idea when the handover will happen."

—Ryan Gosling speaks to my screaming ovaries, I mean, The Times newspaper about his desire to have children, and making movies in the interim. So, considering my babymaker is hardly the only one raising its hand and volunteering for the job, what's stopping Ryan from finding The One and gettin' 'er done? Well, he simply hadn't found anyone who could "top" what he calls "the two greatest girlfriends" he's had—aka Sandra Bullock and Rachel McAdams. Roger that, Ryan. Next time I run 12 blocks to Whole Foods for a "chance" encounter, I'm actually going to introduce myself as lucky number three. [Contact Music]

Mind Of Man: The Freakiest Sex I Ever Had

2011-09-14T17:00:50+00:00

The old cliché warns against judging a book by its cover, and this is especially true when sizing up a lover. You just can't tell how sexually adventurous a person is by looking at them. Appearances don't always deceive; sometimes they just obscure the truth. And I've learned over the years that just because she looks Amish, doesn't mean she doesn't have a vibrator the size of a jackhammer under her bed.

Mind Of Man: My Plan On 9/11

2011-09-09T18:00:09+00:00

I had a plan on September 10th, 2001. It was a rough plan, just broad strokes, really. But it was a plan. Because men make plans. You can't build a bridge or pull off a bank heist or rescue a hostage without a plan. So I had a plan to get my life in order. It was a three-part plan. Part one: stop being fat and stupid. Part two: become rich. Part three: quit smoking.

Watch Sexy Men Clean Their Sinuses

2011-09-08T14:20:50+00:00

Competitive nasal cleansing is a sexy, sexy sport I was previously unaware of. There's nothing quite as arousing as watching men in singlets squirt saline solution through their sinuses. But only one man's nasal cavity was steadfast enough to earn the Golden Neti at the Aqua Maris World Championship. Fedor Konyukkhov of Russia officially has the cleanest sinuses in the world. [Buzzfeed]

Guy Talk: Learning To Be A Husband, Not A Son

2011-09-06T18:00:00+00:00

Not so long ago, my wife and I were talking to a recently-divorced friend of ours. She's younger than we are, in her early thirties, and as far as she's concerned, she's never tying the knot again. Not because of an objection to the institution, but because she's convinced that most men marry for one reason: they want to be taken care of emotionally.

"I got tired of thinking about someone else's needs all the time," our friend said. "I'm prepared to take care of a baby. But I don't want my first-born to be my second child." When she heard that, my wife turned to me and gave me a grin. She knows my history.

In three previous marriages and a handful of other long-term relationships (I haven't been single for long since I was 16), I found myself—like so many men—taking on the parts of the "naughty boy" and the "helpless child." Time and again, I turned wives and girlfriends into mother-figures, and the result was inevitably disastrous.

Money Shot: A Urinal Fit For A Ladyflower

2011-09-06T14:40:20+00:00

I would love to see a man's reaction if he walked into a restroom to take a piss and found this urinal. Wouldn't this be more appropriate for a ladies' loo? I would seriously pee standing up if it were logistically less complex. I pride myself on the fact that I can get in and out of the bathroom in under a minute. As one of my guy friend puts it, "You pee like a dude." I choose to take this as a compliment. [Sharktopus]

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Wears Pickle Fingers

2011-09-02T14:20:08+00:00

Gather 'round children and I will tell you the tale of old William Picklefingers. Legend has it that after burning his hands on the stove, he plunged them into a jar of pickles to ease the pain. When he pulled them out, his fingers had magically turned into delicious dills! These plastic pickle fingers are exact replica's of Willy P's! I swear! And they only cost $4.95 for a set of five! I don't want flowers. I want a man who is willing to spring for pickle fingers AND show up wearing them on a first date. I would probably fall in love with. We should make dating more fun again by bringing back practical jokes. Like back in middle school, when a spitball launched at your head was the international sign for "I want to go with you." Very romantic. [World Of Wonder]