Celebs @ The Frisky

Evening Quickies: Patti Stanger Pisses Off The Gays With Homophobic Comments

2011-09-26T23:00:28+00:00

"Millionaire Matchmaker"'s Patti Stanger pissed off the gays last night when she started yapping on Bravo's "Watch What Happens Live" about gay men and promiscuity. Apparently in Patti's world, they're allllll slutty queens. "There is no curbing the gay," she told a male caller who asked a question about gay, open LDRs. "I've tried to curb you people and you just don't ... [trails off] I've decided to throw in the towel and say 'do what you want.'" Later in the episode, she told a gay male caller that he looked straight and then said it was a compliment because he "wasn't queen-y." Even Andy Cohen was giving Patti major side-eye and that dude deals with the "Real Housewives." [YouTube]
In more "ugh, Bravo, you didn't!" news, a tipster tells Radar Online that "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" has decided to air footage from Russell and Taylor Armstrong's therapy sessions. Russell Armstrong committed suicide last month after a separation from his wife. [RadarOnline]
Kyle Massey says the guy who screamed "your mother's a whore!" at Bristol Palin — after she dismounted a mechanical bull — was possibly planted by TV producers for their reality show. Both the screamer, a Hollywood talent agent/douchebag named Stephen Hanks, and the TV producers claim the confrontation was "real." Kyle is not so sure because there were lotsa TV cameras present. [Dlisted]

Tareq Salahi Threatens Michaele With $3.3 Million Debt

2011-09-26T20:40:40+00:00

Tareq Salahi is not the kind of person to let someone else get in the final word. Now that Michaele Salahi, his wife who recently left him, has started gabbing to the press about her new relationship with Journey guitarist Neal Schon, Tareq is ready for his last laugh. He promises The New York Daily News that Michaele is responsible our "half of all our debt ... [Our divorce proceedings] will be a circus." So how much do these two owe? Tareq estimates that their debt is somewhere in the ballpark of $3.3 million. Oh, and he also dropped another doozy. Apparently, he is now "seeing" Kristin Davis, aka the "Manhattan Madam" who used to book Ashley Dupre for Eliot Spitzer. Oh, what tangled webs we weave. [NY Daily News]

Jennifer Garner On Having A Third Girl, Explaining Thongs To Violet

2011-09-26T17:20:25+00:00

"Everyone says, 'Oh I hope it's a boy.' Obviously, we'd be happy either way. It would be so weird to have a boy, and cool and different; and I'm sure it would be fun for Ben, because he likes baseball and all that stuff. But a third girl: three girls is a great way to grow up. I'm one of three girls ... [Violet and Seraphina] don't really care about the gender as long as we name it one of their names. They have some ideas. Ralphie, Frankie, Minnie Mouse, Daisy Duck, Rosemarie. Daisy Duck Affleck—I can see us going that way."

—Jennifer Garner, who is pregnant again, talks to Ellen DeGeneres about why she hopes her third baby turns out to be a girl. Hey, as far as celebrity baby names go, Daisy Duck isn't that strange at all. I mean Nicolas Cage's son is named Kal-El.

After the jump, Jennifer explains why Violet is concerned about the size of her posterior.

Martha Stewart Wishes You A Truly Horrifying Halloween

2011-09-26T15:40:12+00:00

And after this cover was shot, Martha made a lovely butterfly stew with moth foam for supper. No, seriously, what is she supposed to be? Lady Gaga meets "The Silence of the Lambs"? Put the lotion in the basket or else she'll turn "Born This Way" on again? Gah. [Daily Mail UK]

Morning Quickies: Jesse James And Kat Von D Break Up—Again

2011-09-26T15:20:23+00:00

Kat Von D and Jesse James split up. Again. [People]
If you invite Kate and Pippa Middleton to your wedding, you should expect they're going to steal the show. [US Weekly]
Speaking of Dutchess Kate, Anna Wintour is supposedly begging her to do the cover of Vogue. [New York Post]

January Jones' Son's Birth Certificate Reveals Baby Daddy Is Still A Mystery

2011-09-26T14:20:18+00:00

The birth certificate for January Jones' newborn son has hit the interwebs, and despite every tabloid this side of Perez Hilton foaming at the mouth to know who his father is, his identity remains a mystery. January is the only parent listed on lil' Xander Dane's birthday certificate—and why shouldn't it be? It sounds like January plans on raising her son solo and I'm sure she'll do a kick ass job at it.

(Besides, if Jeremy Piven fathered my child following a regrettable one-night stand, I would want to keep it hush-hush too. I kid! Actually, TMZ says one of the people who is rumored to be Xander's potential pops is some actor named Xander Berkeley, but I think that's too obvious and is just designed to throw us off the scent off the real [completely unproven and unsubstantiated except by the voices in my head] dad, Michael Fassbender.) [TMZ]

Tom Brady Explains What Is Up With His Hair

2011-09-24T21:00:05+00:00

"Look at this guy, same haircut for eight years. There might be some cute girls out there who'd want to see something different ... I don't take it too seriously. I just like to change it up."

—Tom Brady explains his constantly morphing coif, from the Bieber swirl to the miniature ponytail. Apparently, he thinks women like these looks? Then again, he married Gisele so he must be doing something right. [People]

Teen Heartthrobs Of The '90s: Then & Now!

2011-09-24T16:30:13+00:00

The resurfacing of JTT, aka Jonathan Taylor Thomas, this week brought back fond memories of Teen Beat, Tiger Beat and Bop—but whatever happened to those magazines' other teen heartthrobs?

Thomas, Devon Sawa, Nick Carter, Rider Strong, Matthew Lawrence, Hanson and more—do these 90s coverboys still have the looks that made them famous?

Check out the Now & Then side-by-sides above and let us know which was your childhood crush back in the day! Read more…

Meet Ryan Gosling's Abs!

2011-09-24T14:30:57+00:00

You cannot escape Ryan Gosling right now. And with abs like these, who would want to, am I right? You know the man behind the abs. Now let's get to know the abs in front of the man with this ab-solutely ab-ulous breakdown! See the full infographic here!

Evening Quickies: Kim Delaney Seems Kooky & Taylor Armstrong Blames Bravo

2011-09-23T23:00:38+00:00

Something seemed a little bit off about Kim Delaney when she gave a speech at the National Constitution Center in DC last night. [Dlisted]
Vesta Williams, the R&B singer behind the songs "Congratulations" and "Sweet Sweet Love," was found dead in a hotel room last night. Supposedly she was found with a bottle of prescription pills, which is causing some to speculate that she may have committed suicide. [MTV]
Weird celeb fight of the day: Jonah Hill vs. Matthew Morrison? [Holy Moly]