Sex @ The Frisky

Man Births Himself From Giant Vagina Tent (NSFW-ish)

2011-09-23T20:20:14+00:00

I thought you might enjoy this whimsical little video of a man crawling out of an X-rated tent. Watch closely as he emerges from the vaginal opening like a newborn babe. This really makes me want to go camping! [Buzzfeed]

First Time For Everything: Phone Sex

2011-09-23T17:00:39+00:00

As I laid on the couch, having a very regular, very non-inspiring evening alone watching baseball, I got an onslaught of sexts from the woman I was dating. After a series of lewd and kind of hilarious d**k pics, she replied with what looked like a Vogue magazine worthy, very tasteful, classy black and white digital nude. I got harder than Chinese algebra. I went from zero to phone sex in a matter of seconds. I dialed my woman. It was the next logical step.

Vocab Lessons: What Is "Fat Sex"?

2011-09-22T19:00:35+00:00

Have you ever experienced "fat sex"? Kirstie Alley has. The actress, who recently lost 100 pounds, admitted she didn't exactly lose weight for health reasons.

"I didn't like the way I looked, and I didn't want to have fat sex!" She told People magazine in an interview.

Fat sex? Is that just sex between two fat people? Sex wherein one participant is fat? Or does "fat sex" describe the actual experience?

Having Sex With A Cabage Patch Kid May Get You Accused Of Child Pornography

2011-09-22T17:40:49+00:00

Canada man Richard Osbourne was accused of making and possessing child pornography after videos of him performing explicit sex acts with a Cabbage Patch doll were discovered in his home. The Kid had been, uh, modified so penetration in the body and mouth were possible. While prosecutors admitted that doing it with a doll is perfectly legal, they were disturbed by his video editing. In between the Cabbage Patch action were clips of children in bathing suits playing with hoses and Osbourne masturbating. Also of interest were pictures he made of "The Simpsons" characters Milhouse, Lisa, and Bart engaging in hard-core acts. OH MY. That poor Cabbage Patch Kid. [Ottawa Citizen]

Girl Talk: On Calling A Man "Daddy" In Bed

2011-09-20T17:00:21+00:00

He liked to talk in bed — a lot, and always dirty — and, as part of his rhetorical repertoire, he liked to tell me about other women he'd been with while he was getting me off. He'd whisper in my ear about how this one went down on him while he told her what a whore she was, or how that one responded when he called her a slut while she was on her knees in front of him. When I told him he wasn't allowed to call other women by my name — "slut" — anymore, he kissed me so hard I couldn't breathe and nailed me until I couldn't see straight.

What Is Breast Slapping?

2011-09-19T21:40:51+00:00

Let's say you were a woman who wanted bigger boobs but was opposed to getting them surgically augmented. Your options are to get a Wonder Bra or get over it, right? Well there may be another way: you can get your breasts slapped. Khunying Tobnom, a beautician based in Bangkok claims to know the secret to enhancing the girls … naturally.

Why Is "Going Down" Often A One-Way Street?

2011-09-15T18:00:57+00:00

To write this article on cunnilingus, I created a mini-survey to get some perspectives from readers, Twitter followers, Facebook friends and a bunch of total strangers. I threw "box job"—as Dan Savage once described the act—in the title simply because, sad as it seems, I assumed that that the technical term (which is derived from the Latin words for vulva and tongue) wasn't widely known.

In Praise Of Loud Sex

2011-09-15T16:00:45+00:00

I am a very noisy lady ... in the sack. My sex motto is "go loud or go home." I realize that not everyone gets off on noisy sex, but for me, it is essential to my enjoyment. Screaming, moaning, dirty talk, or all of the above builds my mental and physical excitement during sex.

Mind Of Man: The Freakiest Sex I Ever Had

2011-09-14T17:00:50+00:00

The old cliché warns against judging a book by its cover, and this is especially true when sizing up a lover. You just can't tell how sexually adventurous a person is by looking at them. Appearances don't always deceive; sometimes they just obscure the truth. And I've learned over the years that just because she looks Amish, doesn't mean she doesn't have a vibrator the size of a jackhammer under her bed.

First Time For Everything: Hitting The Big O

2011-09-13T17:00:49+00:00

In the spirit of Columbus, Magellan and Lewis and Clark, I spent my teenage years as a fearless explorer of uncharted carnal terrain, reporting back to my tight-knit group of girlfriends with play-by-plays and handy tips from my randy sexual exploits. I was the ﬁrst in my high school crew of gals to do pretty much everything: kiss a boy, get felt up, get naked, get ﬁngered (in a movie theater), receive oral sex, give oral sex, and ﬁnally, have sex (on the ﬂoor of my high school boyfriend's parents' basement). A new world of experiences was opening up, and I took on my role as trailblazer with fervor, drive and anthropological scrutiny. That ﬁrst night on the basement ﬂoor, I remember thinking to myself, Wow, the cavemen did this!